Description
WHAT THE F**K IS IN IT?
*INDIA BLACK TEA
*ASSAM BREAKFAST BLEND BLACK TEA
*BLACK ELDERBERRIES
Caffeinated – *organic
F**KING DIRECTIONS:
1. HEAT WATER 208°F – 212°F
2. 1 TSPN (3G) TEA PER 8 OZ.
3. STEEP FOR 5-10 MINUTES.
4. WAKE THE FUCK UP
COLD BREW:
1. MIX TEA & COLD H2O.
2. PUT IN FRIDGE. BE PATIENT.
3. READY WITHIN 6-12 HOURS
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HOW THE F**K DO I BREW LOOSE LEAF TEA? Try our reusable cotton tea bags (I *heart* Tea Bagging) or the tea straw, which we think is f**king amazing.
*MADE IN A FACILITY THAT CONTAINS TREE NUTS (COCONUT) *Statements made on ModestMix.com regarding the herbal and natural teas offered have not been evaluated by the food and drug administration as the FDA does not evaluate or test herbs. This information has not been evaluated by the US Food and Drug Administration, nor has it gone through the rigorous double-blind studies required before a particular product can be deemed truly beneficial or potentially dangerous and prescribed in the treatment of any condition or disease. The teas offered on ModestMix.com are not intended to treat, cure or prevent any illness or disease. If you have or suspect that you have a medical problem, consult with your physician for diagnosis or treatment. Use herbs as per instructions and always watch for any allergic reactions. You should always carefully read all product packaging and labels. Always consult your physician or health care provider before using any herbal products, especially if you have a medical problem.
Nancy Cisneros –
Yo, this tea is the shit! I am an OG quad espresso, hardcore coffee drinker by heart. But since I’ve tried Modestmix, I’m hooked! I don’t really crave coffee at all anymore. I’ve been telling everyone and sharing cups of your bomb ass tea so much that my bestie in Cali asked me to send her some. I also have friends in the local area who beg me to give them a few cups after trying it. Looks like you need me on your team to help market, no? LOL. Thank you for keeping it real with your real Fucking good tea!
Mary (verified owner) –
Love the fact you can get samples. Tried the tea and though I think it’s a good quality tea I don’t like the flavor. But this more towards black tea has anymore bland flavor.
I think the tea tastes like it’s a really fine quality. It smelled nice. It’s more the flavor was mild. Thought it be bold and bustle with more flavor. Still, overall you can really tell it’s a high grade tea.
Heidi Welch (verified owner) –
I’m trying to wean myself from some prescription medication that gave me energy, this tea is my new drug of choice!
Sheila Erwin (verified owner) –
I gave this as a gift. I can’t review the actual taste or effects of the tea but I can say it was a great gift and got lots of laughs!
B-rad –
All groggy and shit in the morning? This tea will kick you in the butt. Plus it tastes delish!
Jacki –
Not only does this tea taste good, but it gives me the morning kick I need.
BrandiLynn (verified owner) –
I LOVES IT! Great tasting tea, and with the allspice it made me think.hmmm. . . BRINE! So I heavy steeped some and sweet/salted it and tossed a brisket in to marinade and sooo delicious it make me wake up and wanna slap my fucking granny!
brent –
Ok, so this tea claims to help you “Wake The Fuck Up”. Guess what? It really works! I’ve been trying to slow down my coffee addiction and this definitely does the trick. It’s funny to show the bag to my coworkers too.
Jessica –
I was already a fan of Go The Fuck To Sleep so thought I’d give this a try. Wow. It really energizes me. I got some as a gift for my sister too and she loves it.