The Notorious V.A.G. – Rich Rooibos blend with Healing Flowers & Herbs

(3 customer reviews)

Never apologize for being a powerful f**king woman.
Even when your uterus is in a full-on rage.
This tea will help calm the storm.

 

 

Sample, 1 oz (10 cups) $8.00
1/8 lb, 2 oz (20 cups) $15.00
1/4 lb, 4 oz (40 cups) $26.25
1/2 lb, 8 oz (80 cups) $42.75

Description

WHAT THE F**K IS IN IT?
*ROOIBOS
*RASPBERRY LEAF
*ORANGE PEEL
*CRAMP BARK
*HIBISCUS
*CHAMOMILE
*ROSE HIPS
*LICORICE ROOT
Caffeine free – *Organic

F**KING DIRECTIONS:
1. HEAT WATER 208°F – 212°F
2. 1 TSPN (3G) TEA PER 8 OZ.
3. STEEP FOR 5-10 MINUTES.
4. HAPPY VAGINA…HAPPY WOMAN

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HOW THE F**K DO I BREW LOOSE LEAF TEA? Try our reusable cotton tea bags (I *heart* Tea Bagging) or the tea straw, which we think is f**king amazing.

*MADE IN A FACILITY THAT CONTAINS TREE NUTS (COCONUT)

*Statements made on ModestMix.com regarding the herbal and natural teas offered have not been evaluated by the food and drug administration as the FDA does not evaluate or test herbs. This information has not been evaluated by the US Food and Drug Administration, nor has it gone through the rigorous double-blind studies required before a particular product can be deemed truly beneficial or potentially dangerous and prescribed in the treatment of any condition or disease. 
The teas offered on ModestMix.com are not intended to treat, cure or prevent any illness or disease. If you have or suspect that you have a medical problem,  consult with your physician for diagnosis or treatment. Use herbs as per instructions and always watch for any allergic reactions. You should always carefully read all product packaging and labels. Always consult your physician or health care provider before using any herbal products, especially if you have a medical problem.

3 reviews for The Notorious V.A.G. – Rich Rooibos blend with Healing Flowers & Herbs

  1. Melinda Murphy (verified owner)

    F***ing Delicious!!

  2. Emma Reibestein (verified owner)

    The tea is delicious and works wonders! I not only reordered, but got a bag for my sister.

  3. Jamah

    This tea blend is absolutely delicious! Plus it totally helps bloating & cramps.

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