Description
WHAT THE F**K IS IN IT?
*GINGER
*ASHWAGANDHA ROOT
ALL-SPICE
*CHAMOMILE
*LAVENDER
*ROSE HIPS
*FENNEL SEED
*LICORICE ROOT
Caffeine free – *organic
F**KING DIRECTIONS:
1. HEAT WATER 208°F – 212°F
2. 1 TSPN (3G) TEA PER 8 OZ.
3. STEEP FOR 5-10 MINUTES.
4. SIP, CLOSE EYES, SLEEP
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HOW THE F**K DO I BREW LOOSE LEAF TEA? Try our reusable cotton tea bags (I *heart* Tea Bagging) or the tea straw, which we think is f**king amazing.
*MADE IN A FACILITY THAT CONTAINS TREE NUTS (COCONUT) *Statements made on ModestMix.com regarding the herbal and natural teas offered have not been evaluated by the food and drug administration as the FDA does not evaluate or test herbs. This information has not been evaluated by the US Food and Drug Administration, nor has it gone through the rigorous double-blind studies required before a particular product can be deemed truly beneficial or potentially dangerous and prescribed in the treatment of any condition or disease. The teas offered on ModestMix.com are not intended to treat, cure or prevent any illness or disease. If you have or suspect that you have a medical problem, consult with your physician for diagnosis or treatment. Use herbs as per instructions and always watch for any allergic reactions. You should always carefully read all product packaging and labels. Always consult your physician or health care provider before using any herbal products, especially if you have a medical problem.
Heidi D (verified owner) –
Earthy. Woodsy. Hippie. Reiki. Spiritual.
All things I think of when I smell this tea! It even smells like it tastes! Beautiful harmony of aroma and taste! And you definitely have a good sleep. I’m a light sleeper, deal with alot of body pains, and overall not normally a good sleeper. This tea helps so much! ?
Matthew Jaffe (verified owner) –
It made for a funny gift
Heidi Welch (verified owner) –
This fucking tea is the best fucking tea! ModestMix teas fuckibg rock!
Shannon (verified owner) –
I fucking love my fucking tea. I don’t know if I’ve been super tired the two times I’ve drank it so far but I’ve been out both times! Very very strong so I cut my normal two teaspoons loose leaf to one. I can’t wait to try some other fucking teas! Not just a fun name it’s actually filled with great ingredients and tastes great.
John (verified owner) –
My wife tried this one and was really satisfied. It worked! She was asleep within a half-hour after she drank it.
Trina Lakin (verified owner) –
Knocks me the F out!! I love this shtuff!!
eric simons (verified owner) –
THIS REALLY FUCKING WORKS! AND IT TASTES GREAT!
Victoria Beach (verified owner) –
I bought this for my boyfriend bc he has trouble sleeping and has for as Long as I can remember so I bought this thinking why the hell not maybe this will help him and he drank it and it put him to sleep he said it helped him sleep so that’s awesome very thankful for the tea to help him! I will definitely buy this again
Alyssa Radtke (verified owner) –
This is replacement of a delicious gift. It’s some amazing stuff. Sweet, but not too sweet.
Samuel –
Not only is this a hilarious gift, it ACTUALLY WORKS GREAT. Nice job guys!