Description
WHAT THE F**K IS IN IT?
*ASHWAGANDHA ROOT
*GINGER
*FENNEL SEED
*MARSHMALLOW ROOT
*PEPPERMINT
*GOTU KOLA
CARDAMOM
*LICORICE ROOT
PEPPERCORN
Caffeine free – *organic
F**KING DIRECTIONS:
1. HEAT WATER 208°F – 212°F
2. 1 TSPN (3G) TEA PER 8 OZ.
3. STEEP FOR 5-10 MINUTES.
4. GO FUCKING CHILLAX
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HOW THE F**K DO I BREW LOOSE LEAF TEA? Try our reusable cotton tea bags (I *heart* Tea Bagging) or the tea straw, which we think is f**king amazing.
*MADE IN A FACILITY THAT CONTAINS TREE NUTS (COCONUT) *Statements made on ModestMix.com regarding the herbal and natural teas offered have not been evaluated by the food and drug administration as the FDA does not evaluate or test herbs. This information has not been evaluated by the US Food and Drug Administration, nor has it gone through the rigorous double-blind studies required before a particular product can be deemed truly beneficial or potentially dangerous and prescribed in the treatment of any condition or disease. The teas offered on ModestMix.com are not intended to treat, cure or prevent any illness or disease. If you have or suspect that you have a medical problem, consult with your physician for diagnosis or treatment. Use herbs as per instructions and always watch for any allergic reactions. You should always carefully read all product packaging and labels. Always consult your physician or health care provider before using any herbal products, especially if you have a medical problem.
Star W. M. (verified owner) –
This is tea magic. I work weekends at a hospital unfortunately filled with COVID-19 patients at the moment and it was stressful before. Now, entering the building and donning the PPE alone makes one feel like they are entering the 6th circle of hell. But a cup of this before I head in and a thermos after lunch and I’m as cool as the 9th circle of hell. Ashwagandha Root is my momma at a toy store, keeping the kid in check, okay?!
Sara (verified owner) –
This tea is fucking awesome. Just what I need at the end of the day.
Sheila Erwin (verified owner) –
I gave this as a gift. I can’t review the actual taste or effects of the tea but I can say it was a great gift and got lots of laughs!
Timo (verified owner) –
This S saved my life. I give it to my woman when she is riding the ole cotton rocket and it really does work. Will be ordering this on a monthly basis. 🙂
Brent –
F yeah! I’m chilled AF now. Love this tea. My girlfriend got this for me for V-Day. I wonder if she’s trying to tell me something? lol
Rita –
I’m chill now, well done ModestMix, well done 🙂
Linds –
So … my Mom got this for me because she thinks I’m too high-strung lol. Sure, whatever Mom! It really helps me “chill the fuck out” though, I’m hooked.