We Make Tea
And we're damn good at it.
Zen As F**k – Earthy & Spicy Holy Tulsi Mix
You breathe in strength
Breathe out all the bulls**t.
This om-azing tea helps you
Zen the f**k out
It’s Motherfuckin’ Tea Time Sticker
These stickers are f**king sexy!
Tag up your favorite mug, water bottle and anything else you think up!
Chai F**king Harder – Smooth upgraded chai (new recipe)
You wanna Chai me?
Yeah you f**king do.
Drink this smooth ass chai.
Get fired the f**k up and win life.
Woke as F**k – Energizing Minty Black Tea with Ginseng
You know what the f**k is up!
You’re a leader and you hold your fist high.
You know your truth!
This tea will fire your brain up.
I Heart Tea Bagging
Loose leaf tea + Muslin Tea Bag = Bagged tea. We know you fucking love tea bagging.
REUSABLE MUSLIN TEA BAGS (5 PACK)
Filthy Mofo – Herbaceous & Floral Mix for Detoxing
You filthy motherfu**ker.
Ready to detox your bad decisions?
Repent. drink this tea.
Also, eat a f**king vegetable.
You’re F**king Awesome – Refreshing Maté Mix with Spices, Holy Tulsi & Hibiscus
Everyone wants to be you.
If someone says you’re not awesome…
Tell them to eat a bowl of dicks.
You rock. Drink awesome tea
Tea Straw – Bombilla – Removable Head & Cleaning Brush
Is this the easiest tool ever for loose leaf tea? YES.
Will your tea game forever be changed with this amazing ta straw? Most definitely!
Chill The F**k Out – Spicy Herbal Mix with Mint, Ginseng & Ginger
Are you f**king stressed?
Take a deep breath and drink this calming-as-f**k tea.
Flip stress the double-bird.