Fucking Frequently Asked Questions


 

Are all your ingredients organic, fair trade, and grown with a shit-ton of love?

The vast majority are organic and fair trade, however there’s certain ingredients, that are difficult and expensive to source organically, so at this point they aren’t organic.  This is noted in the tea details as well as on the label. We work with well established fair trade and small farms globally. We trust their growing practices. All our ingredients are grown with a shit-ton of love. We give our love vibes out to every blend we make. We want our tea to make you smile and feel special.

I’m super paranoid about micro-plastics and chemicals.  Are your bags and tea BPA & micro-plastic free?

Yes!  Our bags are BPA and micro-plastic free. They won’t leak chemicals or plastics into the tea nor will the tea leaves ever smell or taste plastic-y. They are also resealable to keep in the awesome freshness.

What is the shelf life on your awesome tea?

Our teas are made fresh to order and will last 18 months in a cool and dry space.

I want my labels personalized with mine and my friends/families names, how do I do this?

In the checkout page (after you hit checkout in your cart) there is a spot to put in a first name (or nickname) “Name for Tea Bag (optional)“. You can put your name there. If you want multiple names on different packages, you need to let us know in the order notes, please provide: Tea Name/Friend Name. Otherwise, we will print the name you put in the “Name for Tea Bag (optional)” on all labels, making them fucking hilarious gifts. Leave all of this blank if you don’t want any names on the labels  (boring).

I need your tea NOW.  How fast do you typically send shit out?

We’re pretty darn quick.  Typical turnaround from an order being received to shipped is 1-2 business days.  Read more about our shipping here.